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Welcome to the Future

Posted by PintofStout on May 30th, 2014

I’ve decreed that today is actually THE FUTURE. Well, maybe it started last night, but, oh nevermind. TODAY is the FUTURE. [dramatic music].

First thing this morning, I see that Space X had unveiled a new spacecraft for carrying up to 7 astronauts into space – specifically the International Space Station (ISS). Since the Space Shuttle program was ended, all flights carrying crew to the ISS we on the Russian Soyuz. This development moves space even further into the private sector and out of the public sector. Exciting!


Also on the private space flight front, Virgin Galactic got FAA approval for commercial launches. Soon, there will be the first small steps toward private, non-governmental business spaceflight. While this may entail a flight to altitudes considered “space” and returning, who knows what will stem from this. Super fast/expensive freight or travel from point A to point B? I don’t know, but it is progress. Screw the flying cars; I’m going to space!

More Space!

Of course, next to these two stories in my timeline is a story about teleportation. WHAT?!

Beam Me Up!

If that wasn’t trippy enough, the House of Representatives have started to demonstrate a modicum of sense in regards to the drug war and the 10th Amendment. Today may be the first blow struck to start rolling back the prohibition on marijuana. It may not seem like much of a concession that they just aren’t going to fund federal raids, but it is a complete reversal of all prior policy.

Call Off the Dogs

There is much happening that is decentralizing our society and freeing everybody from the hub of government and central control, not just those reported above, but everyday. Technology is making information ubiquitous. If controlling the information is a very powerful tool for governments to maintain control – witness the lap dog press or outright state-run press in any country – then consider how difficult it is to control information in this technological climate and draw your own conclusions. Not only is information becoming decentralized, but the need for any leviathan institution for production, management, financing, or really any endeavor is fast, if not already, becoming obsolete. Technology and information are chiseling away at the last pillars of legitimacy of government. Welcome to your government-less future.

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Crazy Ivan – Clearing Out the Baffles of the Drafts Folder

Posted by PintofStout on May 2nd, 2014

Every so often I’ll peruse my drafts folder to unearth some bits of hastily written wisdom or quagmire of a piece of writing longing to be abandoned completely. To close the book on them and to actually post something in this space that nobody sees, I’ll publish them incomplete or tie an ugly, inadequate bow on them and send them out into the world to finally be forgotten. This is one of those posts.

Slow Ride

[This is something I started probably 3-3 1/2 years ago, before I changed jobs. Common to most changes that are essentially lateral moves, the change is refreshing...until it becomes stale, too, which is about now, I suppose.]

When I got my current job about 8 years ago it was like getting on the freeway. Things were progressing fast and the scenery was often new. Now it seems I’m stuck behind a bus with a powder blue Buick, cloth top, left blinker on pacing beside me at 45 mph. Nobody is going anywhere. The far left lanes speed along as I watch.

[The rest of my notes said to discuss the soul-suffocating culture of the cubical, but that probably isn't going to happen. My will to finish this was, in fact, crushed by the job culture in which I exist. Cubicles, themselves, aren't the problem, but just a symptom of the larger disease. They are a symptom that says we are resources to be exploited and filed away, easily replaced if lost or broken, and contained in a bureaucracy that doesn't encourage or allow growth or advancement. Stay in your compartment, Cog!]

Anarchy: Head, Heart, or Hands?

[A little unfinished examination of the different flavors of anarchist I encountered through all my reading, which is admittedly narrow. Started this in 2009.]

Anarchy is a term that comes with an extreme amount of connotational baggage. Without any sort of etymology or thought, the word anarchist or anarchy is a word used for the sake of shock value or fear mongering. Like invoking the name Hitler, using the term anarchy is supposed to summon the worst thoughts of evil, pandemonium, violence, and essentially the unknown (booga, booga!). The confusion isn’t terribly surprising, though, since even anarchists don’t always hold similar definitions of the term. Anarchy (an·archy) simply means without (an) rulers (archy), and considering the tremendous number of ways people try to rule one another, there can be equally as many ways to oppose that rule. The definition, though almost totally misunderstood in the mainstream, isn’t nearly as important as the substance of such a belief or how one goes about believing it.

The belief in an anarchist means of existence manifests itself in a few different ways, including intellectually, emotionally, and physically. Depending on the individual personality traits of the anarchist, one or more of these manifestations will come to the forefront. In cases such as myself, I followed a progression emphasizing the various manifestations at different times, one building on the other.


One can come to anarchy in many ways.  There is no one true path or doctrine; it is anarchy after all.  Individuals look upon the concepts and the goals through different lenses and combinations of lenses; the intellectual lens, the emotional lens, and the hands-on lens.  The justifications and arguments for anarchy share a similarly wide array as the approaches toward achievement.

The intellectual lens involves much philosophical argument, prognostication, and strategizing.  When the strategizing becomes overly focused on the pragmatic (not to be confused with the hands-on lens) politics can come into play, which opens a major (maybe the largest) schism in this particular lens.  This lens focuses much on what the world of anarchy will look like and trying to answer all the questions of non-anarchists definitively, regardless of how contrary to the whole idea of anarchy this systematic planning can be (though, to be honest, this prognostication isn’t so much for the benefit of anarchists themselves).

The emotional lens differs from the intellectual lens in that the future and arguments for the foreseen organization of society, including the justifications thereof, aren’t focused on.  Instead issues of social justice and the crying out against the wrongs of the current organizations and memes takes precedent.  The emotional lens lends itself to passionate arguments and grandiose speech, while avoiding specific prescriptions.

The hands-on lens tends to by-pass the arguments of the other two lenses and moves promptly to direct personal action.  Where the other two lenses have a much larger, society-wide focus, the hands-on lens focuses on the individual alone and freeing the individual from the constraining social organizations antithetical to anarchism, for instance by gulching or agorism.



[This is a hint of a rant that never got any further and is not significant...for now.]

So far the overwhelming response of the righteous Enlightened Liberal Progressive Opinion Complex to Newtown is predictably that some laws, regulations, or government regulatory miracle will fix this kind of unpredictable tragedy, thus adding their brick to this wall of violence we call our American culture.

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Learning to Play, Playing to Learn

Posted by PintofStout on March 11th, 2014

When my friend told me “The best part of having kids are the toys,” I couldn’t believe it. My life had drifted far away from such frivilous things as toys and playing and silliness. I was concerned with more serious matters like the economy, politics, and how some systemic injustice was causing all of my unhappiness. For a while, A__ and I were the couple from the beginning of Idiocracy (and while that film didn’t push us to have children, I won’t say it never crossed our minds – as narcissistic as that is). It didn’t take long after having our first child to figure out that a sizeable majority of interaction with kids is through play. (Was I hoping for conversation?) Along with reading, it’s this interaction that helps development, learning, and bonding with your kids.Play Club

My child’s requests of me are typically to play cars or trains or puzzles or games. It could involve building a track for the trains to run, or stacking as many Legos as possible to make a giant tower…er, doghouse for a tiny Lego dog to reside in, or building any number of word or cartoon puzzles, or even just chasing one another around the center of the house from room to room. Read the rest of this entry »

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Posted by PintofStout on February 20th, 2014

(Not sure what happened here. Posted from my phone and it looks normal in draft.)

(Found it! Missing quotation mark in the link tag.)

When trying to sort through the new feelings and fears of having children as a mature[ish] adult, it never occurred to me that much of that fear and pressure came from an unlikely event. First, your status has changed from someone’s kid to someone’s parent. This status change comes with a sudden sense of empathy and camaraderie with your parents that was impossible before. Second, and this comes later on as the infant grows up some, you are now revered by someone. Based on my experience with reverence, this isn’t going to end well.

Whether it’s fate, destiny, a foregone conclusion, or whatever, reverence for real things can’t end well. Reverence usually comes from an unrealistic view or opinion with little basis in the whole reality. As the whole reality is revealed, the reverence fades and sometimes swings into disgust based on the prior high opinion. My fear of my children’s future fallen high opinion of me I covered in Reflections Upon a Coffee Mug II. My other experiences with reverence were pretty much institutions. Maybe, maybe, there was reverence for government or at least parts of it. This whole site may indicate how that ended. Religion fell to the next institution (sort of) I once revered. The institution of higher education was once a beacon of purity and truth in my mind. Today I heard the marketing for a university that spoke the rhetoric of a revered institution and not the fulcrum of a giant, planet-moving lever of social engineering and money laundering juggernaut and I shook my head and started writing.

All of these once-revered things, as all non-ethereal objects of reverence must, at the very least crashed back to reality and in the case of institutions crashed and burned. Institutions never end up even in the neutral on the revere/disgust scale. As a parent who has unearned reverence thrust upon them by fate, the pressure comes in holding onto it as long as possible, and earning it eventually is the grand prize. This is both inspiring and scary as hell.

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Hang Yourself on the Cross

Posted by PintofStout on December 23rd, 2013

Considering the origins of Christianity, it’s not surprising that they have a deep-seated persecution complex. The same origin – and the entire history that followed – also belies an incredible denial of history. I have tried to mostly ignore the drummed up “War on Christmas” for as long as possible, but I am beset on all sides, whilst trying in vain to pass peacefully by, with badgering cries to stop persecuting their beliefs. Just try to get away, I dare you. I have the same non-existent qualms about saying “Merry Christmas” as I do saying “Nice Chrysler.” Technically, Jesus would also be the reason for the vehicle, too, right?

The history of Christianity is full of conquest; Read the rest of this entry »

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Weaponized Relationships

Posted by PintofStout on July 15th, 2013

Black powder burns really, really fast, but doesn’t explode unless confined (see link below). It isn’t until this release of energy is confined, like a bullet casing, that things start exploding. People interacting are like black powder: sometimes things flare up and stuff goes wrong, but things are much more dangerous when confined, by systems of oppression, for example, or circumstance.  So even without the usual mechanisms for confinement and control that come with authoritarian relationships, circumstance can trigger a result of the occasional explosion from these flare-ups. But to support a society where these circumstances are institutionalized is to create a weapon, a fully automatic machine gun that is driven by strife and conflict.

Burning Black Powder

The institutionalization of control and power that has manifested itself in everything from our government to state-sanctioned commerce acts to restrict people’s’ options and freedom and exercise control to subjugate them for exploitation. Restricting everything from one’s livelihood: how they can work, for how much they can work, how much of that alloted earnings they can keep, how they can spend the remainder, and who they can work for; to their lifestyle: where they can live, how they can live, and who they can live with, not only adds fire to the keg of powder each of us becomes as our freedom is continually frustrated, but limits options so that we powder kegs feel confined with no suitable outlet. The whole situation adds up to explosions. Many of us find little outlets and means of dealing with the frustration, either out of a need to not harm others or not to harm ourselves, thus avoiding disastrous explosions. Still others can’t avoid the explosions forever. We call them terrorists or mentally ill, but what if their actions are a sane reaction to the conditions they have been subjected to? What if, instead of training ourselves to take the abuse and exploitation more passively and calling it “healthy”, we look at the structure of our society and our desire to fit into it without disruption “sick”?

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Institutional Multiplier

Posted by PintofStout on March 19th, 2013

This weekend, two boys were convicted of raping a drugged girl at a series of high school parties. The details of the case are disturbing, as are the details of any rape case. In fact, it was reported that she was digitally raped, which somehow doesn’t seem as bad as more violent rapes (not saying it is better). The part of this story of this Steubenville Rape Case that elevates it a few levels is the conspiracy to brush the whole thing under the rug by a shocking number of adults in this town, and how this sort of thing is pretty much institutionalized into the community around their football team.I’m not going to rehash the details of this case as there are plenty of other better sources, but I do want to use this story to demonstrate how institutions work. As Butler Shaffer wrote about in his book “Calculated Chaos,” institutions become less about the purpose for which it was formed or organized and becomes about protecting its very existence.

Football has become an institution willing to sacrifice education and morality to further the institution in Steubenville. Read the rest of this entry »

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Forgetting More Than I Know

Posted by PintofStout on February 26th, 2013

There may not be a person alive that has been able to honestly look back upon their life and not found embarrassment over some event or action or thought. This is all a part of growing and maturing. I talked of this a bit in Extreme Moderation way back in 2008, but focused more on how I jumped into ideas with radical fervor and then mellowed, as if I had to go full Anikan Skywalker and destroy all the existing beliefs totally before I could be comfortable wavering from the new-found ideas. Now, as I look back, I see lots of changes in my thinking.

I feel I could write rebuttals to my old posts. Not all of the rebuttals would be drastic and likely contain no 180-degree shifts, but mostly there would be subtle changes that make, what I currently feel, important distinctions. So maybe they wouldn’t be rebuttals so much as added nuance.  As I occasionally indulge my ego and randomly read from the archives, some of the things that stick out are my attitude toward things or the manner in which I had written it. Perhaps I just didn’t communicate the thoughts well enough; I probably got lazy or lost track of the thought before I could finish and simply tied an awkward bow on it and hit publish to be done with it. Not to mention just the overall quality of the writing itself, which I’ll leave for judgement as harsh as necessary.

Awkward bow: Anyway, I could have written this is a tweet: @pintofstout I have been blogging long enough that I could write rebuttals to my own old posts. #progress. Sukghrghaougaoivbmi

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Too Much of a Good Thing

Posted by PintofStout on November 13th, 2012

I’m a podcast junkie. They’re like talk radio without the hackneyed character personalities, without the trite politics, without the over-analysis of sports, and without a single mode or format or subject or…constraints of any kind. Some can be like radio plays, old radio programs centered around music and lovingly assembled by the host disk jockey and not just overplayed corporate playlists, educational programs, funny and informative interviews, straight comedy, or interviews more like deep meaningful conversations. The availability and the lack of constraints of podcasts are a major benefit, but I’ve been noticing some constraints forming in my consumption of podcasts.

First, what is the ideal length for a podcast? The size of the file is hardly of any consequence anymore, so it really is about the listener. Alfred Hitchcock said “The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder”. Exceptions can be made when the story needs to be told, but intermissions are the exception, not the norm. As demands on my schedule have increased, my movie consumption has dropped dramatically. Movies aren’t portable, but I take podcasts on my phone and listen at work, in my car, and whenever I’m able to. Read the rest of this entry »

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Best of Voting Posts

Posted by PintofStout on November 6th, 2012

I was going to start posting select quotes and links to individual posts in the comments of a link to the category I put on Facebook, but I’ll just make a new post instead. So here are some of the greatest hits from the “Voting” category, listed chronologically form newest to oldest.

Political FootballIn our elections, our two-party system breaks down not into Democrats and Republicans – who the mindful observer can tell you are nearly the same party – but offense and defense.

Sacred Cow Tipping – From the last time Big Bird was the hunted:  Any cut in budget is going to get a rise out of whoever is losing that money, whether it be your local zoo’s librarian or the in-house commando employed by your local kindergarten. On the Queen Mary scale of things, these cuts are mere shouted farewells to the pier that aspire to be deck chairs. Yes, they are simply rhetoric, but effective rhetoric.

Ghosts in the MachineOur ideological armor, while making us feel nigh-invulnerable to inconvenient slings and arrows of paradox, mainly only gives us tunnel vision and greatly slows any progression toward our perceived destination.

 Chorus of Conformity If an actor is reading from a script they didn’t write, their voice wasn’t heard, even thought they were physically speaking.  So how does an election actually equate to voices being heard?  And whose voices?

We’ve Come So Far? – The institution of oppression is the same; changing the face, color, or gender of the institution won’t change its nature.

The Second Coming of Ron Paul - It would be a third coming now (the man is insatiable!): A more general answer is the focus of many mainstream libertarians recently on fiscal and entitlement policy; which, if the eyes are squinted just right, looks sort of, maybe, like the Republican Party – or their supposed platform, anyway.  Mr. Paul’s governing philosophy is refreshing (compared to other choices) in certain (not all) areas of policy-making to libertarians (like hanging out with ugly and dumb people to make one’s self look better or feel smarter by comparison), but does this deserve the reverence and fanaticism some of his followers are overcome with; fanaticism strong enough for previously avowed anarchists to attempt to confiscate the non-believing heretics’ libertarian credential cards?

No Votes for Non-Believers - From the first time Mitt ran. I had some fun with it: Opposition to non-belief drops off in the electorate with the Easter Bunny and further still for the Tooth Fairy (much to the disappointment of the P4PP).

Meanwhile, Down at the Crossroads…Strangely enough, the devil doing the dealing is always virtuous and honorable, if not deceitfully cunning, in that the contract is always enforced to the letter.In that regard, America would be better off dealing with the devil than voting in the coming year.

Stale as Office CoffeeOffice coffee smells like coffee in the little pre-measured pouch, aromatic and enticing, even hopeful.  It looks legitimately like coffee when it brews.  It even taste a little like coffee in the first few seconds of its existence.  But all hope is quickly dashed after having more than a taste, and all that remains is the weak bitterness of dashed hopes and the stale shame of being fooled again.  It reminds me of election years.

Of Other People, By Other People, For Other People – I must have been ticked off when I wrote this one:  Theoretically, a democracy would have the many owning the government and its actions, but in reality we own nothing.The only thing voters and citizens have control of is the curtain hiding the folks at the controls.

Liberal Descent or Open-Minded Liberals Have No Room for Dissent – A fun little parable or something: About the time I started paying attention, I hear A___ comment that she doesn’t really vote anyway and that I’m a conscientious non-voter.The Stranger stepped into the light at the corner of the bar and opened his Holy Book of Bad Arguments and prepared to quote prodigiously.

Tearing Down the Wall Between Church and State - All these assumptions he makes regarding the nature of atheists are like Humpty Dumpty sitting on top of the imaginary wall built between church and state, dangling his feet over one side and completely ignoring what lies behind him.

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