Murphy Toasts
Murphy Toasts
By PintofStout
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Join me Lads & Lasses
And raise your pint glasses
This toast should not be missed.
Hurry! Before we’re pissed.
To what are we drinking this fine occasion?
Ah Ha! Here’s to yourself then!
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Here’s a toast for health
Here’s a toast for cheer
Here’s a toast for no other reason
But to drink more beer!
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May you live a life long and joyful
May your nights be warm and your days be bright
May the treasures of life to you be shown
And may the road rise up to meet you
If you should to pass out on the way home.
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May your eyes sparkle gaily
May your smile shine brightly
And may your wife not be angry
If you drink in the pub nightly.
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Here’s to the sunshine
That warms the Earth we live on.
Here’s to the moonshine
That warms everything else.
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Listen, Friends, gather near
Let’s raise our glasses and cheer
For all our friends who are not here
Let our friendship be the beacon
Returning them to our embrace sincere!
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August 11th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
I may have to use some of those , If thats ok?
August 12th, 2010 at 7:44 am
You can just say that your awesomely talented cousin wrote them. Strike that. Since you’re family, you can take credit, too!