Murphy’s Bye-Laws

Law #4: Any Fool Can Make A Rule and Any Fool Will Mind It. –H.D. Thoreau

Rage Against the Dying of the Light

Posted by PintofStout on 18th December 2009

A new poem has posted under the poetry tab entitled “Solstice Solace”.

I’ve written on these pages before about how seasonal transitions would be a significant time to mimic our sun and pull an about-face in some manner. Some wait until New Year’s Eve to lie to themselves about change. Maybe the complete lack of significance to the new year holiday (or it could be the champagne!) contributes to the dismal success rate of new year’s resolutions. So this year try it out on a solstice and see how it works.

Some related posts:

Season’s Change

Spring Metamorphosis

New Year’s Resolve

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The Rocky Bottom

Posted by PintofStout on 31st December 2008

As the holiday season prepares to go out with a bang this evening, I’d like to reflect on thoughts I’ve had while catching up with old friends and acquaintances.  This year has found me with a full social schedule over the past two weeks meeting with prodigal friends returning home temporarily or carving out some time to catch up.  At one time, all of the people I visited with shared some aspect of their lives with me before separating to pursue individual purposes.  I’ve thought much about the divergence in our lives and geography and how much one has had an effect on the other.  Read the rest of this entry »

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The Bye-Laws’ Holiday Survival Guide

Posted by PintofStout on 4th December 2008

It may seems to the casual observer that the general stress level of the population rises dramatically with the consumption of the last morsel of pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving.  No doubt a day with the moniker of “Black Friday” doesn’t imply joyful afterglow.  This sudden thrusting of consumer obligation and manufactured joy onto the recently well-fed acts to counter the gluttony-induced lethargy which rebounds into panic for every second lost not completing the Christmas (excuse me) holiday shopping.  As the seconds tick away while reading this, take comfort in the fact that I am about to impart knowledge concerning the acquisition of gifts, which means this is actually considered shopping!  Just think of me as the latest colorful ad chock full of coupons and unbeatable deals.

Considering the state of the economy, one should strive to keep every lousy cent possible out of the hands of government, who is pretty much responsible for this mess (and by its “solutions,” will be responsible for the next one as well).  This means redoubling efforts to contribute to the counter-economy.  Know a friend or a friend of a friend that makes cookies or homemade jewelry or pottery or clothes or paintings or anything that may be gift-worthy?  Why not purchase from them this Christmas?  Sunni has a great page at her blog that lists some fine purveyors of counter-economic goodies.  While there Christmas shopping, be sure to order some delicious caramels from Sunni; they are the very bestest caramels ever!

Besides buying and recieving gifts during this time, many also take the time to donate to charities.  Maybe it is the encroachment of tax season (are they ever out of season?) and the potential for write-offs that drives this giving; or maybe it is simply the spirit of goodwill that can only stand to muster itself for a few weeks of the year before regressing back into paranoid tension.  Regardless of the motivation, one must make a wise choice when giving.

I was recently alerted to some shadiness behind the obnoxious yellow PlanetAid clothing donation boxes everywhere.  Apparently, only a small percentage of the money made from reselling the donated clothes actually goes to charitable programs; much much less than other typical charities.  A web search for PlanetAid will yield articles detailing indictments and fraud with associated organizations in various countries.  I looked at the Better Business Bureau’s website for Charities and Giving to make comparisons of PlanetAid, Goodwill Industries, St. Vincent DePaul Society, and the Salvation Army, the major charities in my area for clothing donation.  The information from this site was quite helpful in deciding who to donate to based on work in my local area, percentage of overhead, and their mission statement.  So be sure to do a little bit of research before giving to an organization, especially the government!

Speaking of charities and Christmas gifts, the two can be combined (if buying for the non-selfish, non-consumer-addled) via Redefine Christmas.  This is a website that will link to a charity in which donations could be made in someone’s name for a Christmas gift.  For the selfish and consumer-addled, this is like a gift card, only worse!  Consider it an intervention.

Beyond shopping and giving advice, I can only advise to keep your head down and keep moving.  This will all be over soon.  Happy happy.

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It Was Christmas Eve, Babe, In The Drunk Tank

Posted by PintofStout on 24th December 2007

My mood has lifted considerably since Friday thanks, in large part, to holiday spirits.  In the midst of a blustery storm outside and a spectacular meal with plenty of food and drink with my family, my spirit was lifted.  The whole holiday experience was dampened slightly by having to get up and come to work this morning, though.  But I had imbibed plenty the night before and the night ended earlier than usual so getting up wasn’t as difficult as I thought it would be.

I was a little worried about getting out the driveway this morning.  Not being sure how much it had snowed, I still neglected to give myself time to salt and/or shovel and still be on time for work.  It was pleasantly calm out when I left, having only dealt with one gust while brushing a light, dry, and fluffy snow off my car.  The wind was rough when it blew, though.  (The wind blows right through ya.  It’s no place for the old!)  Due to the lack of direct interaction with the fierce wind, it felt kind of warm and appeared to be around 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

The sight that stopped my slide into sticky self-pity, though, I had caught hints of from the upstairs windows before leaving.  The sky was uniformly overcast with rich gray clouds, highlighted occasionally by billows of gray clouds floating somewhere between the gray canvas of sky and white undisturbed ground and outlined by dark shadows.  At the very edge of this gray canvas of sky, which failed to cover from horizon to horizon, were the fiery and brilliant colors of sunrise.  The pinks, oranges, and reds reflected on the gray clouds while the crisp, rich blues filled the space between gray canvas and dark silhouetted horizon.  It on is mornings like this that I wonder why I sleep in as much as I do and how many of these sights I have missed.  I also wonder how I manage to not drive off the road.  The sober answer to the first question probably has something to do with being up late imbibing.  I do need to stop answering my own rhetorical questions.  Am I talking to myself?  Who are you calling a drunk?!  What do you mean don’t fight on Christmas?  It’s a tradition for cryin’ out loud!

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good fight.

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O’ Christmas Tree

Posted by PintofStout on 9th December 2007

I usually try to avoid the hum-drum posts about my everyday workings and activities, but yesterday was such a fine day that I thought I’d share and do some speculating. The choice of activities had something to do with the quality of the day, but the people we met while pursuing these activities elevated everything beyond pleasant to exhilarating.

The day went something akin to Rockwellian (Norman, not Lew). We arose from bed and got dressed warm to go find a Christmas tree. With coffee in hand, we set out toward a farm where we had cut our own tree four years ago, unsure if it was open or even selling this year. It turns out they weren’t peddling trees, so we ventured back to our fall-back, the volunteer fire department (selling trees for charity). Unfortunately, they didn’t open until noon, which was 1 hour and 45 minutes from then. In route to the fire department we saw a sign for “cut your own trees”, so when our fall-back fell through we followed the signs.

We found the farm selling trees, but still had half an hour to wait before they opened. So we went to a tiny local coffee and pastry shop for some breakfast. The food was delicious and the kid that waited on us was pleasant and easy-going. The 30 minutes passed in easy conversation and we left to find us a tree. We pulled in the driveway and didn’t see anyone around, so we wandered up the hill towards a barn where we found some bow saws and continued up the hill. At the top of the hill was an extremely nice man with his equally nice (and nearly as large) german shepherd and cute-as-a-button young daughter who seemed to fall into the snow every few minutes. He pointed us in some general directions for the trees we were looking for and set off into the pristine blanket of snow among the green fragrant pines.

So we wandered around looking for a tree, the most perfect tree we could find. The reward wasn’t the tree itself, though. The reward was in the looking and the time spent in such an environment. Any tree coming out of this could have been the best tree ever. (An analysis of what makes a good tree follows at the end of the post.)

We picked and cut our tree then chatted with the owner as he drug it to our car, even though we offered to drag it ourselves. He loaded it into our truck far enough that it wouldn’t move and we were off. The whole experience was such that we will go there first next year. On the way home we took a detour to follow signs to a gun store we had never visited near our house. The store, a building behind the owner’s house, was small and neat. Again the owner was very nice and willing to chat some, and he was very informative about the guns we were asking about. When we left to drive home, we reflected upon all the great people and kindness we met this fine, sunny morning. Of course, the background of all this was a morning spent with my lovely wife. We talked and joked and do all the stuff we do together with the synchronicity of dancers on the dance floor. Hand, meet glove. I am still and ever more hopelessly in love with her.

About a Tree

The finer points of finding a good Christmas tree are deeper than I had initially expected. Some if it comes down to personal taste such as size and shape. Some people like rounder and fatter trees while some prefer the taller, slimmer, more isosceles-like trees. We prefer the isosceles trees that are just the right height for our room.

Texture is sometimes an issue. I don’t know why, but some folks like decorating the tree to hurt…a lot. I guess it just doesn’t feel like Christmas unless there are new blood stains on the ornaments. Texture, though, is about trade-offs. Too soft a tree doesn’t have the fortitude to hold ornaments or survive the season gracefully. Too stiff and prickly a tree will hold ornaments – heavy ornaments – and survive the season, but makes the hanger regret every light and ornament hung.

These are some of the things to think about while picking out a tree. The most important thing to think about though, is that the whole thing isn’t about a tree.

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